i need some help, i having these weird dreams?

hey
so lately i been having weird dreams, like a couple weeks ago or 2 months ago, i had one were my cousin was walking a baby in a pram in the middle of the night while everyone was out and she felt faint (it was birds eye view) and i could feel how she was feeling thats how i know and hear her think ill go back home now, and so she turned around and went back home and a white van ended up picking her up and running over the baby in the pram (my cousins only young). another one i had a dream with a positive pregnancy test in it and it was mine, then i woke up that was a couple of days ago. there are a few more but i guess you get the point i have dreams like that, i always have had funny dreams but these ones i had today are just not right they are so different, the first one it was in my eyes and my body but it felt like i was awake, i was really there like in a paralell universe i was with my dad (yes he is alive) and he was with work and i work mornings and afternoons and i was meant to work this afternoon in real life at 3.30pm and in my dream it was 6.30pm and i was freaking out and was saying to my dad, i need to go to work i was meant to work this afternoon, then i was saying to myself "wake up, no, it hasto be real, i cant even wake up" then i woke up. it was only 12.30pm
and the one i had straight after that i told my parents i was pregnant and my brother cause i was in my dream (another one that felt so real) and then it skipped 9 months and i dont remember anything that happened in those 9 months and my water broke and my brother and dad were taking me to the hospital and we were driving there and i was getting angry with my brother (older) in the back seat, i was just snappy and i remember looking at the date, it was march the 1st and i was saying to dad how i cant remember anything in those 9 months and he was like, laughing at me thinking i was joking
then i woke up
anyone know what the hell is going on with me?????

What should my friends and i do? Help?

*PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS* ------------ Alright. Okay this happened a couple days ago. My friends and I were in Science, and we were doing our work sheets on cells, beside us, is these big ass bitches who dress slutty and you know the rest, the ones from those movies. They we were talking so loud we couldn't even concentrate on our work. One of my friends got so pissed, so he went up to our supply and asked her to tell the group to be quiet, when the teacher kindly told them, She got so pissed!! after the teacher left she was like "why you guys so pussy?" we looked back and did nothing. "why you guys so pussy, telling the teacher? if you want us to shutup tell it to our faces!"
I got pissed as well so i said " Okay, shut up"
she got so mad because she is use to everyone backing down on her. " You know what? go kill yourself!"
my friend looked at her and said "why will he kill himself"
she started insulting us and calling us names, suddenly my other friend starts talking and this is what he said " You be quiet!, you think your incapable of doing anything you want just because you wear tight stuff that makes you look ugly and slutty, no one in this school likes you, nor do they like your stupid attitude, you think your so pretty when you look like a donkey mixed with a bird"
she got so angry " You be quiet! and be a man, you lost your girl to ****n, so shut up."
my friend responded by saying " funny, becuase yet you are making fun of how i'm not in a relationship, when you have never had a boyfriend nor has any boy liked you!"
thats when she clicked and said " shut the **** up you stupid piece of ****! no one likes you! omg go kill your self!"
The teacher came and broke the fight, i think we really annoyed her at that moment, the minutes went by and we could hear her talk about us. I was pretty nervous but yet i wasn't scared. Half of the class was listening to the big fight between us and her little group, and were very surprised that we confronted her like that, i mean no body, i mean nobody has done that to her. Through out the day we were getting bad looks from her fellow "friends". One of my friends saw it as a joke, so he was annoying her by smiling at them in the halls, which made her even more mad. So to the point, just yesterday i saw her talking to her little dogs which are basically her little boys who she orders around. And we are guessing that she was talking about us, and before on FACEBOOK she wrote on one of her friends wall's, and she wrote "Guess who is going to die tomorrow" I got kind of scared and soon understood she was talking about us. So i was prepared for anything the next day. She has some guy, who is the same age as us who thinks he is cool because he acts gangster and stuff, and my friends are thinking they are planning to get us back by beating us up or doing something i don't know!? I am worried but my friend isn't, he is ready for a fight, weather it is after school or during. So i am pretty scared and my other friend is cool about it. My friend commented on one of her posts that said something and we are scared they might reply back. I overheard her saying she might tell on us, but we already got that covered. I was just wondering what we should do? Like is this ends up in violence or something like that? what should my friends and i do? Hope you read this carefully, the one who has the best advice and best answer will get my vote thanks for your time reading it carefully. P.S we do not want to ask any teachers or adults.

my cat attacked and injured a pidgeon last night - but its still alive and in my car boot?

according to the rspcb site:

" Once the bird is caught, examine it quickly and place it in a well ventilated covered box to wait for treatment. Darkness reduces stress, and is likely to be the best first aid you can give the bird. It is also the best treatment for shock. "

well, I placed it in my car boot - and its in a clean carrier bag which i hope provided some insulation from the morning chill, and hope that being in the boot it felt more 'secure' from other external threats. The boot also ensured the pidgeon rested in darkness.

I woke up this morning opened the boot to check on this pidgeon and sure enough, it vaguely moved its eyelid up n down...i know this sounds funny, but in a way I could 'read' the pidgeons 'mood' or at least get an idea of its welfare and how it was feeling - distressed would be the best word to use.

I guess the last thing it ever wants to see again is a cat - especialy my cat, as the shock of seeing the same cat that attacked and injured it would be overwhelming for that poor bad.

but yeah, you see - i did my part.

my stupid neighbour joked 'prepare the pastry..' , and got into his car with his gf and drove off - i thought that was pretty pathetic tbh with you.

should i REMOVE it from the boot and place it in a cardboard box instead ?

or simply LEAVE it there ??

its in the front left hand corner of my boot - there is soooo much junk and shyte in the boot of my car, that just opening it and observing its contents makes me feckin mad and angry.

I wonder if it needs lots of 'manouvering space' , or if im worrying too much.

im glad its alive - but also paranoid about 'what if its in agony and just wants to die ?'

where the feck should I take this pidgeon ?? rpsca center ?

i heard they tend to put them down - and if thats true , thats cruel.

it deserves its second chance dont you think ?

advice please.
UPDATE*** - The Bird expired today unfortunately....i checked up on it in the early hours of the morning around 5ish, but it 'passed away' around 11am ish.

Which one of these is funnier?

Two guys are building a brick house. To break the boredom of laying bricks all day, they start having a "brick throw" competition to see who can throw his brick higher into the air. Each one takes his turn and each brick goes higher and higher until one of the guys spots a white brick in the pile and throws it up into the air. And it never came down!!

2nd joke: (Please read in "cartoon mode")
On a cross country flight from Loony Tunes Land to New York, Tweety Bird and Granny (Tweety's loving owner) were seated towards the back of the plane. Elmer Fudd was a few rows in front of them puffing on his signature cigar. Tweety was chirping and singing his little heart out and Elmer was getting very angry with all the noise Tweety was making. "Granny, please make that bird shut up" he said gruffly. After talking it over with Tweety and deciding that Tweety could safely fly beside the plane the rest of the trip, she responded "If you'll throw out that stinky cigar, I'll let Tweety
out of the window and he can just fly the rest of the way." After a little grumbling, Elmer agreed. Granny rolled down her window and gently let Tweety out. Elmer reluctantly then tossed his cigar out the window. It took a few moments for Teety to catch up to the plane, but when Granny looked out, do you know what Tweety had in his mouth? A white brick! Thanks for reading this all the way through!

Are these Jokes funny? RATE/COMMENT?

1.Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

2. Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

3. Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

4. Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

5. Church Bells
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

hahahaha i hope these made yo

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i have an acer laptop and it shuts down when i play online video games and online video games only. It has nothing to do with over heating because i already checked that. It has a random blue screen that but i cant exactly read what it says then restarts itself and its very irritating. Please help me!

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I just bought a Super Nintendo and a Sega Genesis at Game Over. I bought a few old games I knew as a kid at the store, but I want to buy most of my games online, particularly certain games that are hard to find. I usually go to eBay, but I want a store on the internet that specializes in selling vintage games for a decent price. Any suggestions?

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I was thinking something like:

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any ideas?

thanks:)

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What are your favorite music quotes?

I'm looking for a music/band quote to put on the back of my clarinet cubby at school in the band room. Any Favorites or suggestions?

What are your favorite Music Lyrics Quotes?

Every month I choose a theme and for June I am going to do quotes from different songs. That's why I am asking for quotes from a song. I would like some quotes that have meaning to them,. If the quote is just funny, that's ok too. Any music quotes are great.
If you can, please tell me the song and the artist too. Thankyou
I am graduating and have a prom this June so a quote that i could use that would go with these may also be helpful.

What movies would you suggest for 13-15 year old girls to watch?

So I'm planning on having a movie night with my friends over. We're all 13, 14, or 15. What are some really good movies we could watch that are appropriate (like no cursing, swearing, nudity, etc.)? We all hate movies that has nothing but romance, and love action/adventure. It would be great if the movie is a little funny, too. Some spy movies would be great too because we all love reading those kinds of books too.

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In what ways and what factors affect your impression on a movie, the group of people and the culture which the movie features?
Or, in short, what affects your view on the movie-makers and the group of people and cultures being portrayed in a movie?

I got over 40 movies is this a good start to collecting them?

I got 10 movies this month. And watched all but 6 of the movies. Plus I got other movies. I had to buy a bin to store the movies in when not watching them. I mainly get action movies some comedy. I gave my Harry Potter movies to my niece and all the Disney movies as well.

What movie characters or stories in 2 or more different movies that you want to combine in a single movie?

Just use your imagination. Stories or characters of movies that you watched and liked that you want to be made in a single story or movie.

How come animated movies and 3D movies always get such a high rating?

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Even on RottenTomatoes, they have Toy Story 2 as the best movie of all time.. Toy Story 1 is 4th best movie of all time.

Entertainment in Las Vegas for a Bachelor Party?

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who provides the in room entertainment system in las vegas hotels?

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Las Vegas Entertainment for fiance's 40th?

A friend of mine is taking her fiance to Las Vegas for his 40th bday. It would be a 4-day getaway, it needs to be fun and romantic, and they want to incorporate some (mild) adult entertainment for him (since it is his bday, the entertainment will mostly be centered around what HE'd find fun to do). She asked for my opinion, but I've only been to Vegas once, years ago, and I think my experience was VERY limited....I was with my parents.

I thought maybe the Fantasy show at Luxor or something. Any good ideas on what they could do? Insider tips, discounts, great clubs/acts to check-out, places to stay, etc..? They'd be going in September. Oh, he also LOVES Texas Hold 'Em poker.
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Is Las Vegas considered the entertainment capital of the world?

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Could any one here provide me some good places to go to for open mike night please? (Las Vegas residents only.)
Why would I want to open my own club? I barely have money for rent!

As for a club, I want open night to see if I am any good, get experience and create a following. I cannot get into a real club as a real act if I do not have that. So it would great if you help me with real useful information so I could get this career off the ground.
I know for sure the tropicana does NOT have open mike night for amatuer's to test their talent. I been there. However, I have not checked the other ones yet. I will when I move back. Is there any smaller clubs that prefer smaller acts?
No duh kappy. As for a small hick town, not a good idea for small towns usually do not have ANYTHING much less a comedy club. Believe me I lived in one myslef. If I was going on tour to make a name for my self, I would tour their bars and give them a laugh or too. That would be step two. However, I want open mike night to see if I can make people laugh or not. That would be step one. I hope this makes sense,

Where can I find a massive collection of good card and board video games in one software package?

Ok, I have hoyle card games 2009, and hoyle puzzle and board games 2011 already so please don't suggest those.

Back in the days of dos, I had a massive software collection program of various card and board games. It included monopoly, spades, canasta, hearts, rummy, uno, mahjong, backgammon, crazy 8s, poker, blackjack, bridge, euchre, a ton of various version of solitaire, blackjack, chinese checkers, chess, checkers, kings in the corner, i doubt it/bullshit, othello/reversi, and many many others. It was one complete package by one company similar to the hoyle collections.

Unfortunately, I lost the game disk years ago, and I doubt it would work nowadays anyway. The hoyle collections do not include all of these games, only some of them.

Does anyone know where I can find a massive video game collection package that contains ALL of these games, or am I sol unless I downoad them all as separate packages by various different companies?

Good Or Bad: Final legend has been announced for SvR 2011?

*Drumroll*

WWE Games announced today on Twitter that TNA wrestler Rob Van Dam will be one of the “Legends” featured in the WWE SmackDown
vs. Raw 2011 video game, which is set for release in the United States on Oct. 26. It was also announced that WWE Hall of Famer Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat will be a playable character in the game.

Source: http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/tna/top-tna-star-announced-for-svr-wwe-website-removes-matt-hardys-profile.html
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Folks, I'm talking about Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat here, not RVD. RVD already leaked/announced earlier today

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Out of all the Video Games you played in 2010 what is your favorite Video Games of 2010?

My favorite Video Games of 2010 are God Of War 3, Heavy Rain, Mafia 2, Smackdown vs Raw 2011, Bayonetta.

What are your favorite Video Games of 2010?

Who would u like to see make a video game debut in WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2011?

returns included. anylegends u have in mind? Paul Bearer and Sgt. Slaughter already confirmed at playable Legends

New video game movies in the next 4 years?

I've heard there are alot of movies based on video games coming up running to 2011 along with spiderman 4 and two harry potter movies. Can someone tell me all the video game movies coming out(most of them will probably suck) but I know one of them is the Tekken movie.
Tekken
Spyro
Halo
Prince of Persia
Gears of War
The avengers
Iron man 2

That's all I know

Any one know any info on the Hunger Games movie coming out in 2011?

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Name of dancing movie coming out in 2011?

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thanks in advance :]

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